HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
4. Then analyze the situation:
a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.
d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
i. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .

Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.

竹北-寶一-寶二水庫連騎 - 閒來無事練騎路線

竹北-寶一-寶二水庫連騎 - 算是時間有限，最熟悉的輕鬆練騎路線了，
從竹北出發，途經竹中-寶山水庫沙湖壢-再騎到寶二水庫觀景台/管理局，接寶山從園區回家~
如果有空還可以繞寶二一圈，約10K...這樣下來三小時內可以完成~相當不錯又近的路線~

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竹北-穹林-關西-新埔-竹北 練車半日遊

竹北-穹林-關西-新埔-竹北 半日遊, Ben 推薦的路線，大推！
竹縣123-竹縣21-竹縣16-省道3-桃竹20-縣118, 相當不錯的景觀練車路線，半天3-4 hours即可完成，又不會太操
在大華技院附近騎錯路，不過卻誤入一些半off-road的鄉間小路，騎來費力但爽快~

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穹林縣22田園風光 + 竹北巡田水 輕鬆騎

美麗的穹林縣22(東海三街)，在客家鄉間慢騎，享受田園水圳之間的悠閒...

外加竹北1-2-3期新鐵馬道..相當適合閣家大小同遊的休閒路線..

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竹43-獅頭山 練車行

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20090411 天氣晴
從3/3開始足足休養了五週，沒什麼比較長時間的運動~~開始恢復騎車...
想不到居然累到爆..從一開始在竹43騎一上坡就幾乎沒辦法用之前的速度騎..不知道是不是吃了太多的西藥還沒代謝完..騎到三峰亭就想休息了..好不容易過了竹43..終於到獅頭山門口，前5k還ok，一過遊客中心，就開始輕騎打混了..儘管如此，還是使盡吃奶的力氣才越過獅頭山..回程立即捨棄原先要進去的南庄，直接從縣124回行，與Ben, Leo, 隊長碰頭同行。想不到他們八點出發越過獅頭山，進南庄，還上仙山，三小時就到三灣與我們碰頭了，鐵人與凡人的差距也太大了吧...

雖然很累，但開始恢復騎車是好的開始..